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from the 1909 Bernhard Tauchnitz edition.
THEY AND I
by Jerome K. Jerome
CHAPTER I
"It is not a large house," I said. "We don't want a large house.
Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see
marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just
do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require--at all events, for
the present. Later on, if I ever get rich, we can throw out a wing.
The kitchen I shall have to break to your mother gently. Whatever
the original architect could have been thinking of--"
"Never mind the kitchen," said Dick: "what about the billiard-room?"
The way children nowadays will interrupt a parent is nothing short of
a national disgrace.
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